lyef & thymes

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Still Swingin' (not like that Puddle!)

Once upon a time there was a big God. One day that God decided to create a boy who was taller than most of the other boys. This made buying clothing and driving certain vehicles more difficult. But the big muscles that come with being tall and big made this boy a sledgehammer swinging machine. Then one day the boy got to put those skills to the test against a smaller, but crazier boy who had some pretty big muscles of his own. Tall was victorious, and the smaller boy grew a complex. He tried to strech his legs by riding motorcycles all day. He tried to stretch his spine by accelerating his car much too quickly, but he couldn't get taller.

God Bless you Steve.

3 Comments:

At 10:41 AM, Blogger Shannon said...

LOL

 
At 7:28 PM, Blogger Andrew G said...

man, that's funny for so many reasons...

please tell me you're talking about Hollema

 
At 9:55 PM, Blogger Sgt Steve said...

HAHAHHAAH THATS THE BEST FLIPPIN BLOG POST EVER!!!!!

but dude, I don't have a complex do I?

 

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