Where things are "Head"ing

Today I am about to go get a haircut. It will be my first proper haircut in over two years. I spent about a year as a baldy, shaving my head with an electric razor every two weeks or so. Then I let my hair grow without even a trim for a year (less a week). Then I shaved it off again, and now it is just long enough to need a pruning at the sides. So I am off to get a trim. How exciting.